charlie bodicoat: A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him... moreA young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don’t ask for condoms, they'll ask for an Eight Ten[small] an Eight Twenty[medium] or an Eight Thirty[large]. The word condom won’t even be used.
The first day was fine but on the second day a guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said "Eight Fifty".
The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament.
" Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs"
her boss told her.
She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs.
"Yes!" she said " He's got one hanging there!"
The boss said "Go back in and give him £8.50, he's the window cleaner!" less
Naturist Jokes: The marriage ceremony was being held at the nudist colony.
The minister asked the bride, "Do you take this man?"
The bride-to-be said, "Well, if I had a choice, there's a
guy in the second row...
Naturist Jokes: It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he
stepped out of the shower.
"Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied
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